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JIGSAW Chapter 15

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Lauren Weisberger and 20th Century Fox.  No infringement is intended or profit made from this work. I'm just borrowing them for a bit and I promise to put them back when I'm finished. Whether or not they'll ever be the same again is anybody's guess.

 

 

 

Chapter 15

 

“She’s at the hospital, Leslie. She and Doug took the twins over to have lunch with Andy. No, I am not going to page her while she’s there. It’s your job; deal with it. I’ll tell her as soon as she comes home. We can decide what to do then. Well, I’d anticipate that you’re going to have to work with them. I know they probably have no experience dealing with the media, although I do not understand how anyone could be that foolish with the press. I’ll call you back when Miranda returns. Goodbye, Leslie.”

 

Emily walked out of the office and into the media room where she turned on the one of the entertainment networks. Scanning their rolling headlines for updates, she realized that even the more sedate sites would eventually run something concerning what Andréa’s parents had said. She could only hope that it was merely a speculative quote from their run-in with the media earlier. Her thoughts wandered as she watched the screen.

 

The only thing that will keep Miranda from killing Andy’s mother is the fact that she didn’t mention the girls except to say that they were glad Caroline was safe. If that foolish cow had made one comment about the twins, Miranda would have had her murdered and thrown off the hospital roof into the East River.

 

And those comments about Doug and Andy? My God, how can the woman not realize he’s gay? She claims to have known him for years – she never noticed that? Moreover, what’s Miranda going to do with her? She can’t very well attack her now that she and Andy are…what? God, I can’t even imagine it. But if I’m being honest, there always was something there between those two.

 

With a heavy sigh, Emily powered off the TV and returned to her laptop in the office, scanning the gossip blogs for the latest trash talk about Miranda. The interview the Sachses had given at noon had mushroomed all over the internet although it seemed as though the more ‘legitimate’ gossip sites weren’t as outrageous in their allegations as the smaller blogs. Page Six hadn’t mentioned anything beyond the fact that Doug was a friend of Andy’s, but some of the sites were manufacturing slander out of thin air. Thankfully, Miranda rarely looked at the blogs. If Leslie got right on it, she could quash most of the more lurid speculation in the bigger gossip sites. And things had been so good that morning.

 

* * * * *

 

By 4:00 pm, Andy and the twins had taken two slow walks around the floor followed by a watchful Doug and Miranda. This made the medical staff very happy but Andy was tiring fast. Miranda got the reluctant twins to agree to leave her for the day with promises that Andy and Doug would be at their tryouts the next afternoon and that everyone would have dinner together afterwards at home. Andy put in a request for the pork roast they’d had on Valentine’s Day and Miranda agreed to tell Mrs. Wegmann.  With that, Miranda got the twins into their jackets and with final hugs and promises of a speedy reunion, they left for home. Doug remained at the hospital to help Andy insure peace was maintained between both families. Lily stuck her head in the door with a grin around 4:30 pm and asked if Mrs. Sachs’s head had spun around on her shoulders when she met Miranda. Everyone laughed, but they all had secretly thought that a more than likely scenario.

 

When Mr. and Mrs. Sachs returned to Andy’s room, they were surprised that Andy had dinner under control for everyone. Miranda had reserved one of several ‘family rooms’ at the hospital and Smith and Wollensky were catering dinner. They sat down to salads, filet mignon, baked potatoes, string beans, the famous truffled mac and cheese and carrot cake.  When everyone had eaten their fill, they walked slowly back to Andy’s room.

 

While Andy and Lily and Doug talked with Mrs. Sachs, Andy’s dad turned on the TV. The cable all-news channel was on and it was time for their celebrity gossip news. To everyone’s growing horror, there, for the entire world (or at least all of New York City) to see were the Sachses talking to the press. Andy’s jaw dropped as she heard her mother indirectly accuse Miranda of stealing Doug. Face flushing, Andy turned on her mother in a fury and spoke to her in a way neither had ever experienced before.

 

“What the hell did you think you were doing? Have you completely lost your mind? Nobody talks to the press about things like that. Nobody! What in the name of God were you trying to accomplish?”

 

“I believe she was trying to put me in my place,” replied a quiet voice from the door.

 

Mrs. Sachs turned to Miranda and snarled, “Our kind of people don’t need to worry about the gossip press!”

 

“Miranda is my kind of people and the sooner you wrap your heads around that the better. If you can’t grasp that simple concept then maybe you need to get back to Cincinnati where the press is tamer. Because we certainly don’t need you here if you can’t.” Miranda moved to her side and booted up her laptop to show Andy the gossip blogs’ take on things.

 

Earlier, when Miranda and the twins had returned to the townhouse, it had not taken the girls long to get online and discover the latest gossip news about them all. Miranda had thought to work on her call sheet from her home office, but as soon as she walked in, Emily conferenced her with Leslie and the three of them plotted damage control. The twins kept them abreast of current posts on the top sites, laughing at the more lurid accusations and commentary.

 

It hadn’t taken long for both Emily and Leslie to ask why Mrs. Sachs would say what she had to the press. Miranda had to remind them both that Andy’s mother was not from New York City and probably didn’t have any experience in the kind of media frenzy that had followed them all for the past twenty-four hours. But internally, she knew very well what Mrs. Sachs had intended. The attacks were directed at her and while the press was consumed with the love-triangle aspect of the rumors, Miranda knew full well that she had been the target of the vicious comments. Mrs. Sachs was apparently bent on exacting revenge for the time Andy had spent working at Runway and for Miranda. Thankfully, her lack of experience could be used to negate the comments as well. Leslie and Emily took notes and the three of them worked up a plan to defuse the worst of the slander. By the time everyone had eaten dinner and Miranda was ready to return to the hospital, Leslie was working on countering the lies.

 

Miranda synchronized her laptop with the hospital’s wireless network and brought up the mainstream gossip sites. Thankfully, Page Six had mentioned Mrs. Sachs comments but had not published any of them pending verification. Leslie was on top of that and it seemed likely that no further comments would be forthcoming from that source. The same strategy would work with the other main gossip sites.

 

The independent gossip blogs were another matter entirely, though. Not only had they exaggerated the original comments tremendously, but their complete lack of concern for fact had prompted most of them to blow the entire issue into the realm of pure fantasy. Miranda explained that ignoring them would be the best method of dealing with their outrageous posts and finished with a piranha-ish smile and an offer to have Leslie give Mrs. Sachs some lessons in dealing with the press.

 

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While Doug and Lily laughed at the unbelievable articles, Andy turned to her mother again and demanded to know what she thought she was going to accomplish. Miranda watched the exchange with narrowed eyes, prepared to leap to Andréa’s defense should the need arise.

 

“I don’t understand why you’re taking her side!” said Mrs. Sachs when Andy had finished.

 

“Taking her side? What the hell is that supposed to mean? There aren’t sides in this. You were dead wrong to talk to the press like that.”

 

“Why was I wrong? She treated you like dirt under her feet for the entire time you worked for her and now you’re defending her? I was standing up for you!”

 

Andy was so furious with her mother she thought her head might explode.

 

“I don’t need you standing up for me! I don’t want you standing up for me! I don’t need anybody to do anything to or about or because of Miranda! Miranda means the world to me: get used to that fact. Whatever happened in the past is in the past. The future is all I’m thinking of and Miranda and the twins are going to be a big part of my future. That’s something else you need to wrap your heads around.”

 

Andy’s mom opened her mouth to reply but was stopped by her husband’s hand on her arm. He looked at his daughter for a long moment before he spoke.

 

“Honey, are you trying to tell us something?”

 

“I’m not trying at all. I’m telling you. Miranda and the twins are going to be in my life. They’re going to be around at holidays and vacations and birthdays and every other kind of special days and ordinary days in my life. Those grandkids you keep pestering me about? You’ve got ‘em; they’re ten years old and twins. They spent the afternoon here with me. I wouldn’t be counting on a son-in-law, though. Looks like it’s Miranda and me. Is that clear enough?”

 

“But, honey, you’ve never… I mean, you’ve always been with men, haven’t you? Isn’t this kind of sudden? What happened that brought this on?”

 

“I can’t explain, Dad. I just know that the whole time I was working at Runway it was growing inside me. I think I finally had to leave there so that I could find Miranda on my own terms. And no, I’ve never been with a woman before. Neither has she. But we’re sure about this. It’s not some phase I’m going through. It’s not something I’m going to grow out of. You’d better get used to that idea.”

 

“But…but…she’s our age!” sputtered Andy’s mom.

 

“I know. Isn’t that great? Don’t ask me to explain it. I can’t. I just know that when I’m with her I’m happier than I’ve ever been. And I love the twins. Simple as that.”

 

Andy’s father looked at Miranda as Andy grabbed her hand and just stared for a long minute. Finally, to his dismay, he asked the clichéd question fathers have been asking of prospective suitors since time immemorial.

 

“What are your intentions toward my daughter?”

 

Miranda was hard-pressed not to laugh aloud; only the seriousness of his expression kept her from it.

 

“Mr. Sachs, I am…”

 

“I think under the circumstances you’d better call me Richard,” he interrupted.

 

“Very well, Richard; I am not in the habit of explaining myself to anyone. It’s been years since I’ve needed to. But because Andréa is every bit as precious to me as my daughters I will make an exception in this case. I will do anything, spend any amount of money, utilize any influence to keep her safe and make her happy; just as I would for my daughters. You will have to take the rest on faith, just as Andréa and I are doing.” She looked impassively at the Sachses.

 

Finally, Andy’s father spoke again. “Well, you’ve certainly given us a lot to think about. But give us a little credit here. Anybody would need some time to come to grips with something this big. Give us tonight to get a handle on this. We can talk again tomorrow. That’s not unreasonable, is it?”

 

“No, Dad, it’s not. That may be the best idea I’ve heard all evening. It will give everybody a chance to calm down and act like grownups.” It seemed that everyone else in the room felt the same way and shortly goodbyes were being said and coats donned. Andy’s parents paid close attention to the brief kiss Miranda and Andy shared as they said goodbye. Richard thought later that it didn’t seem as untoward as he had thought it might; both Andy and Miranda were very comfortable with each other and, if he was being completely honest with himself, he had never seen that loving look on his daughter’s face before.

 

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The next morning, as the Sachses brought fresh bagels and schmears to the hospital, Doug and a Whitehall team headed to Andy’s apartment to pick up some clothes while Roy drove Miranda and the twins to Dalton. The girls hugged Miranda goodbye in the car and extracted solemn promises not to be late to final tryouts that afternoon before entering the school building with their escorts. Once they were safely inside, Roy and Miranda left for the Elias-Clarke building.

 

The outer office was bustling with activity when Miranda stepped off the elevator.  To her surprise, all of the staffers gathered around her assistants’ desks asked after Caroline and Cassidy and seemed sincerely happy they were safe. Several even asked after Andréa, and it was several minutes before Miranda found herself settled behind her desk as usual. Her morning coffee was waiting and the first scalding sip of her latte sent a wave of warmth and contentment through her. The girls were back in school, she was back at work and Andréa would be coming home tomorrow. The nightmare of the past forty-eight hours seemed to be fading. Setting her Starbuck’s cup down she turned her attention to the messages on her desk.

 

Emily came in after a few minutes to verify the twins’ evaluation meeting with the trauma counselor. After agreeing to a time, Miranda thought for a moment and asked Emily to arrange for Andréa to be included in the preliminary meeting. She had been shot and nearly killed during the kidnapping attempt; it was a safe bet she would have some issues to deal with as just as the girls would. Once the appointment was confirmed, Miranda sat down with Nigel and Emily and sketched out her plans for clothing Andréa that afternoon. Both agreed with her ideas and set out to make sure everything would be ready on time.

 

The rest of the morning was spent in catching up with department heads and a half hour with Nigel and Emily coordinating London Fashion Week plans and meetings. They ordered in lunch and ate their salads during an editorial staff meeting while they locked down the next issue and laid the framework for the one after that. By 12:45 pm, Miranda had finished her call sheets, met with every department and tended to the editorial tasks of the magazine. She headed to her private bathroom to change for tryouts with a clear conscience as Emily put together the items on her final list and checked over the clothing for Andréa.

 

The twins had begged Miranda to dress casually ‘like all the other parents do’, but jeans and hikers were most definitely not her style. Instead, she opted for classic black Donna Karan slacks and turtleneck with Prada’s version of insulated wellies and a bright Hermès scarf for a splash of color. Her outerwear was a fur-lined Burberry pea coat and matching fur-lined gloves. To complete her ‘Dalton Lacrosse Parent’ ensemble, she carried a large Coach tote with everything a good lacrosse Mom should have: a red Burberry umbrella, stocking caps and mittens for the twins in case it got colder during practice, a bottle of ibuprofen and a large thermos of Starbuck’s peppermint hot cocoa to warm everyone up when they’d finished practice.

 

As their boss dressed, Emily and Nigel went over the clothing that had been delivered and altered for Andréa. Once satisfied with the garments, they quickly folded them and packed them in another large tote for Miranda to take to the hospital. When Miranda emerged from the bathroom, Nigel caught his breath and had the temerity to whistle.

 

“Miranda, I think we need to do a spread about Manhattan Sports Moms and include you. You look terrific!”

 

“Thank you, Nigel; I just hope my daughters think so too. They pleaded with me to dress casually like the other parents, although God knows what the other Dalton parents would consider casual. I only hope they won’t start demanding I dress in Dalton school colors for their games. At any rate, we’ll lend a bit of style to this afternoon’s festivities. Is everything I asked for ready?”

 

“Yep, we just checked it all over again. Once I had the pieces down in the Fashion department it occurred to me that the closures ought to be offset somewhat so I had them move the Velcro on the turtleneck. The closures will be on different parts of Andy’s arm now.”

 

“Good thought, Nigel. Thank you. I should have thought of that myself. Did that Columbia parka arrive?”

 

“Yes; it’s a little bulky so I ran it down to the car and Roy stowed it in the back seat. It’s waiting for you.”

 

“And the color?”

 

“A Himalayan 3-in-1 in brick and grey. The size is correct as well.”

 

“Thank you, Emily. I realize it probably wasn’t easy to locate one on such short notice. I’ll leave my cell phone on during practice, but once we go back to the house I’m shutting it down until we finish dinner. When I get Andréa settled back at the hospital I’ll turn it back on and check for messages. I don’t believe anything will go down in flames this afternoon, but if it does, I trust you two to deal with it. Hopefully, I’ll speak with you tomorrow, no sooner.” Picking up the bag of clothing for Andréa, she wished them a pleasant evening and headed for the elevators.

 

Meanwhile, the mood in Andy’s hospital room was considerably lighter than it had been the night before. Being able to spend the morning with their daughter and talking honestly with her about what they had discovered the night before had given the Sachses a chance to accept the idea of Andy and Miranda as a couple. Andy told them how hard the twins had worked at their lacrosse and Doug had added his take on the relationship as well. Between the two of them Andy’s parents, while not wildly enthusiastic, were at least beginning to accept the facts and willing to meet Miranda and the twins halfway. Andy figured that was the best she could hope for at that moment. Time would make everything easier. For everyone.

 

Doug was watching her closely and noted that she started to get nervous as the clock neared 1:30 pm. Doug knew from Andy’s many war stories of Runway that Miranda was always early and as the time ticked down to the appointed hour Andy seemed to fidget more and more. Finally, at 1:23 PM, Miranda walked in the door carrying her two totes and Andy’s new parka.

 

“Good afternoon, everyone. Did you have a good morning?”

 

Andy’s face broke into a glowing grin as Miranda slipped out of her jacket and began to unpack the tote of clothing for her. To Andy’s surprise, her mother moved to Miranda’s side and offered help. Miranda pulled out articles of clothing and showed her how the Fashion Department had altered them for Andréa’s use. Barbara Sachs was impressed. Coupled with the jeans and hikers Doug had brought from Andy’s place that morning it appeared they had her completely outfitted.

 

Realizing that Barbara Sachs would want to help her daughter and feeling a touch uncomfortable with that level of intimacy so early, Miranda handed her the underclothes and ushered Richard and Douglas out into the hallway. They chatted for a few minutes before Miranda stuck her head back in the room and asked how things were going.

 

Laughing, Andy told her “I think we can use another pair of hands!”

 

Barbara Sachs had gotten Andy into her underclothes and socks and had the jeans gathered around her feet and ankles. She and Miranda pulled them up and got Andy settled with the jeans unzipped and while Barbara dealt with the hiking boots, Miranda brought over the items Runway had done up for Andy. She held a navy turtleneck from Dolce and Gabbana and a classic blue oxford cloth button-down collar shirt by Ralph Lauren. Both were in men’s sizes to provide some extra room and arm length to accommodate the surgical dressings. The Fashion department had slit the entire left side of the garments up from the tails to the armpit and then down the arm. They had then finished the cuts and stitched in Velcro closures along the entire length of the new hems. The resulting garments could be slipped on easily over Andy’s injured shoulder and closed around her left arm without moving the shoulder joint.

 

Barbara and Miranda had Andy fully dressed in short order and then it was simply a matter of tucking in the shirts and zipping her jeans. Miranda called Richard and Doug back into the room and the group began to gather coats. Miranda discovered a cashmere scarf for Andy that Nigel had included in the bag with the fur lined gloves. She draped it around Andréa’s neck with a small smile and a twinkle in her eye. If her fingers lingered over her lover’s neck and upper chest a few moments longer than was strictly proper no one appeared to notice. Andréa’s answering smile was reward enough. She bundled Andy into her parka, zipped it up and she and Barbara refastened the shoulder immobilizer. As a final touch, Miranda had brought a knit Kangol beret to keep the shorn part of her skull warm. To everyone’s amusement, Andy demurred and opted to wear her Northwestern Lacrosse ball cap instead. It was but a moment’s work to pad her stitches and pull her ponytail through the back of the cap and her head was covered.

 

Andy’s father cleared his throat and asked, “Do you think you’ll be finished with dinner and back here in time for us to see you again tonight?”

 

Andy hesitated. “I… I’m not sure what the plans are, Dad. I could call you later…”

 

Miranda never did know what prompted her to cut in. “If you don’t have plans for the afternoon, why don’t you join us? And we’d be delighted to have you join us for dinner of course.”

 

The initial look of surprise on Richard’s face was quickly replaced with one of gratitude. “You’re sure it won’t bother your daughters? These tryouts are important and we wouldn’t want to make them nervous or anything.”

 

Miranda’s laughter swirled lyrically with Andy’s. “I assure you, Richard, being shy around strangers is something my daughters have never been accused of. Please join us.”

 

Richard and Barbara’s smiles soothed any remaining qualms Miranda may have had and the group headed downstairs for the cars. On the way, Miranda suggested to Doug that he call Lily and invite her for dinner as well. He whipped out his cell phone and extended the invitation before the elevator arrived to take them to the ground floor. Lily eagerly agreed and got directions to the townhouse.

 

It took a couple of moments to sort out the car arrangements but in short order their small convoy pulled out of the hospital loading dock and headed for Central Park. Miranda kept watching Andréa for any signs of post-traumatic stress, but she seemed only excited to watch the twins as they pulled into the 97th Street Traverse and turned right to the North Meadow fields.

 

Miranda was relieved to see that Dalton had taken some security measures because of Wednesday’s events. Several mounted Park Police were visible immediately around the lacrosse field and a half dozen uniformed security guards patrolled the parking areas. The Priestly security contingent piled out of their SUVs and spread out as Miranda, Andy, Doug, Richard and Barbara climbed out and headed for the practice field. As they emerged from the cars, a largish group of paparazzi began snapping pictures and shouting questions from where the police had them barricaded across the street. This time, Andy’s parents took their cue from Miranda and ignored the shouting and lights from cameras.

 

As they approached the field, Andy searched the field until she found the twins and pointed them out to her mother. The moment she did, the girls caught sight of their rooting section and began grinning and waving wildly. Their Whitehall guards had pulled a bench up close to the edge of the field for Andy to sit on. Cara was already there and rose as the others arrived. Richard and Doug made sure the women were seated then took up flanking positions behind the bench as the players spread out on the field and began their warm-ups.

 

As soon as the preliminary calisthenics had begun, several of the Dalton parents came over to their bench and introduced themselves, expressing their relief that Caroline and Cassidy seemed unharmed from the ordeal and that Andy appeared on the mend as well. Everyone who gathered around had been deeply frightened by the events and Andy’s presence seemed to help ease their fears. One of the parents informed Miranda that Dalton had taken the precaution of having security present at all extracurricular activities for the remainder of the school year. The parents supported the decision, but despaired of the necessity for it. Miranda explained as much as she could that it appeared the kidnapping was an isolated incident and would most likely not be repeated. That too appeared to calm the uneasy parents.

 

Andy cleared her throat loudly and remarked loudly that practice was beginning. Her pointed comment caused most of the people standing around them to laugh. ‘She’s a coach all right!’ was the general consensus as the group expressed final congratulations on the safe recovery of Caroline and Andy’s safety and broke up to watch practice. Caroline and Cassidy waved enthusiastically again as they jogged past the bench which caused Andy to grumble to no one in particular.

 

“They should be focused on practice, not us!”

 

Miranda looked at her in amusement and Barbara leaned across her daughter to comment, “She’s always taken sports very seriously.”

 

“I’ll be sure to remember that,” replied Miranda with a smile.

 

Practice continued and halfway through Andy had enough of inactivity. She rose and taking her father and Doug with her moved to the sidelines where she had a better view of the drills the team was working on. Barbara was surprised when Miranda asked her a question about what was going on and she answered as a veteran of years of after-school lacrosse practices. They discussed the game in general and Barbara had to smile when Miranda asked her the most common question of every sports mother.

 

“Do you every get over being terrified they’ll get hurt?”

 

“Nope. You’re going to have to learn to deal with it. Because it doesn’t get any easier. I nearly had a heart attack during the national championship game when Andy took a charge from a Virginia defenseman and it knocked her back six feet. She jumped back up and blood was dripping off her chin. She’d caught the basket right in the face and split her lip wide open. She never missed a step, just kept spitting the blood out up and down the field.”

 

Miranda gave her a wry smile. “So I can expect her to be sympathetic if one of the girls gets hurt?”

 

“Not a chance. You’re on your own, Miranda. Andy will tell them to suck it up.”

 

“I was afraid of that.” Even Cara laughed at her resigned tone.

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